If You Pass Through Time Without Noticing It
You Are in the New Snark

Sarah Woodruff Huffermight invites you to examine
the latest advancement in Time travel since the creation
of time pieces.* As most sophisticated travelers know,
Space-age journeys, however, now include the fast
developing field of electrical-magnetic-energy fields,
which are of course devised from ultra modern, highly
synthesized energy ports.

Ms. Huffermight is indeed referencing the new auto-
motive age and the introduction of the silent movement of
time in the comfort of the all new electric motoring cars of
2010. Known for their exhilarating pickup and forward
thrust into the future--these marvelous time-travelers will
deliver you beyond your expectations!

(Presently, we are advertising for Snark, the automotive
wonder of the future. However, automotive advertisers
may make inquiries for our unique ads with links to their
web sites by contacting the Yurica Museum of Modern
Ads!® ) Ms. Huffermight can only accomodate one or two
such advertisers. Remember tomorrow is the future!
And you exist only to carry your customers forward
in time!)

*Please do not confuse "traveling-through-time" with time-
traveling-companies. The Snark Company believes that each
person would prefer to incorporate the increments of time
in their daily excursions rather than to leap over time barriers
all at once. So the Snark's advanced techniques will assist
you in the here and now as well as the time-travel-excursions
you intend to take in the future.

 

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